I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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