it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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