i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
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