Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
Woke up backwards on a recliner
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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