That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
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