we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
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