i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
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