Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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