playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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