i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
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