I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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