I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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