dude i'm inner monologue high
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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