haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
I left my keys in the garlic bread freezer in Publix.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
MIDGETS
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Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
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