He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
He did a backflip because drugs
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
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