she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
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