But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
The president of the frat said he was honored to award me "Best Overall Blow Jobs", free admission to all their future parties, and a $20 gift certificate to Denny's. I'm not sure if I feel proud or if that's just the burrito coming back up...
Also, what are the symptoms of syphilis?
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
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