He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
Randomize
