god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
she looked like the before picture.
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
Not to make this awkward, but if we ever have sex (perhaps drunkenly), all i'm gonna be able to think about is how sexy our kids would be.
i out mim tonsoeep
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