That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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