How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
I just had a horrible epiphany. I have fucked girls younger than Star Tours
This text was so worth waking up to
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
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