I don't do stupid things anymore. I do stupid people.
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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