I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
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