erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
My ATM looks so different sober.
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
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