I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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