I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
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