You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
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