belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
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