She's JV to your varsity
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
There are leaves in my underwear?
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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