dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
I can't believe I forgot to wish you a happy 13 week-iversary of the time you raw-dogged a rando. Only two days late, so it still counts. And since your 14 weeks is coming up, you should know that at 14 weeks your baby can squint, frown, grimace, pee, and possibly suck his/her/their/zir thumb!
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
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