Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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