WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
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