Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Nothing commands respect in a meeting like Jack Daniels on the breath. You're fine.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
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