lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
I just want to make out with him forever
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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