wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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