cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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