you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
I wish there was a "friends who have gained the most weight since high school" filter on facebook for when I am feeling fat.
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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