thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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