I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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