I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
Learned two new lessons today: 1) Do not identify pills found in one's car by taking them to see what happens, especially while at work, and 2) There is no logical reason to keep ambien in one's vehicle...
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