Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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