All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
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