Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
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