You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
The old woman next to me on the el smells like cupcakes...but she doesn't taste like cupcakes
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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