Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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