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Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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