Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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