so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
I am stoned and watching Pocahontas. I am letting the kids eat whatever they want. I am the best babysitter in the whole wide world
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
I donkey kicked that mother fucker. Never stood a chance.
It was a door. A completely inanimate object, of course it didn't stand a chance you idiot.
So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
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