you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
Are my feet made of real feet?
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
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