Erica just called me. She woke up in a storage closet in Mike's building with one shoe and no bag. Can you check your photos from last night to see if she had it at the bar?
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
All I recall is being at the strip club doing dark rum shots and then puking a question mark on the wall above the garbage can in the men's room and having diarrhea in the sink. 6th drunkest I've ever been without blacking out.
Randomize
