It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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