Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
YAS. BRING CRAB.
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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